The Rage List

There are many things that are moderately or passionately agreed and disagreed upon in most relationships. For Curtis and Amy (Waylan too, if he could talk) there is a "Top Ten" list of those "things" we most avidly agree to enthusiastically despise...

  1. Bear Grylls on television (he's our idiot icon of the household--"last one to bed, is Bear Grylls!")
  2. People not wanting to buy our home (its got a cat door!)
  3. The cat box calling for attention (all that work to bury one pooh, only to uncover another).
  4. The hymn: “If You Could Hie to Kolob” ("methinks... there is no end", to the wretched song).
  5. Mega-thick spongy flip-flops walking by (especially the white ones with visible foot-cooties).
  6. Pigeons crapping on the truck outside because we only have a 1 and 1/3 car garage.
  7. Finding help at the Home Depot & the 3 trips it takes to do 1 project (statistically proven).
  8. Arizona 100+ degrees (only 2 seasons here: summer, and hot summer).
  9. Getting home too late for “Corner Gas” (Canadian televsion rocks!)
  10. 5 for $5 not “$5” anymore… it’s $5.95! (a nasty trick, those rogues).